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I love my dog
I love my dog because he eats The Bone Award, for throwing somebody a bone. (Photo credit: Wikipedia) the bones I buy him, even the boring nylon bones that have to taste exactly like plastic. He chews...
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artichoke and spinach dip and other decisions that should be made during...
I just went shopping at 6a.m. in the morning, and didn’t find the spinach and artichoke dip I wanted. Unfortunately, I bought three tubs of the kind that I’m only sort of “meh” about (new brand to...
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duck, duck, goose.
I work in a hospital, a job which is about as unglamorous as working as a plumber (or maybe even less so). Yeah, sure, all right, it’s supposedly respectable work that saves some lives and gets some...
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Sartre Kiteboards
Another oldie-but-goodie from thescutmonkey blog. English: Jean-Paul Sartre and Simone de Beauvoir at Balzac Memorial Deutsch: Jean-Paul Sartre und Simone de Beauvoir am Denkmal von Balzac (Photo...
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Top Ten SIgns You May Be From the Tri-state Area
From thescutmonkey blog. 10. Someone named “Tattoo Tony” wants you iced. 9. You want someone named “Tattoo Tony” iced. 8. Everyone from New Haven pretends they’re from Brooklyn. 7. Everyone from...
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A Rabelais a day keeps the lawsuits at bay.
from thescutmonkey blog Promotional hospital newsletter piece for Hospital of Lost Causes newly opened patient care unit, the BUNK-U. Come join the latest in our innovative new approach to...
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all your bed alarms belong to us
From thescutmonkey blog. In a brief statement last night, senior officials at Hospital of Lost Causes, nestled in its home town of Some Poor Shithole, America, revealed their “Every Patient Left...
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A Few Rules For Surviving an ICU Orientation (Dignity Intact Optional)
from thescutmonkey blog This image shows a Intensive Care Unit. (Photo credit: Wikipedia) Rule #1: You’re wrong. Everyone else is right. Corollary: If you’re not wrong, don’t worry: you don’t know...
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A Teaching Hospital Employee’s Guide to Interpreting Your Coworkers’ Statements
Hospital (Photo credit: José Goulão) Originally posted from the scutmonkey blog. Attendings What they say: “You’re incompetent!” What they mean: “Page someone who cares.” Midlevel providers: What...
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Latin, actually
reblogged from thescutmonkey blog SPAM (Photo credit: AJC1) I have to hand it to spammers, friggin’ annoying as they are, they’re getting more cultured by the day. I’ve often wondered if they get paid...
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